i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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