We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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