How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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