You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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