my mouth tastes like poor choices
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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