you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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