She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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