he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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