Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Randomize
