you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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