WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize