he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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