as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
