Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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