Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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