Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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