i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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