You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
someone owes me an orgasm
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We need to rekindle our bromance
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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