So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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