8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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