It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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