What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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