apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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