It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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