Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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