I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You can't just leave with hair like that
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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