I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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