am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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