I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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