real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My penis needs a shock collar
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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