Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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