My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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