It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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