He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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