How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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