I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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