nut hugger
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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