OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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