her vagine was all disorganized.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Everyone says I win the strip club
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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