Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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