No stitches, just platelets and will power
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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