I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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