After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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