Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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