I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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