There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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