Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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