Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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