White coat. Heels.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
only you would photoshop your dick
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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