is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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