Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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