Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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